The Autograph Man - Zadie Smith

I wonder if Zadie Smith needs a nice American bookseller to be a personal assistant? I can organize (pretty) good, talk football, make copies, have a pint at the local pub, or just get her pint while she continues to write her 'way better than good' novels, or any of her writing really. This one is great, and with that cool cover. Hardback even! Did I mention that I have a longstanding literary crush on Zadie Smith? Probably didn't have to.